I wasn’t going to write anything today but an injury picked up last night has meant my ankle is currently a bit bigger than Jermaine Jenas‘ head meaning I’m stuck indoors so I’ll just do a quick round up of the always reliable stories in the Sunday papers.

There are conflicting reports about Berbatov today. The Express claims he will be moving to Manchester United next week for around £24m but The Sunday Times says different. According to them, Fergie’s interest in Berbatov has cooled due to Levy’s ridiculous valuation of £38m which he isn’t willing to negotiate.

Robbie Keane will join Liverpool early next week in a five year deal that will earn him over £20m so say The Daily Star. Keane apparently came to an agreement with Ramos to be left out of the side so as not to pick up an injury before his big move.

My favourite story of the day is not transfer related and again concerns Dimitar Berbatov, this comes courtesy of The News Of The World.

Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov never goes to nightclubs and says he prefers to stay at home and feed squirrels from his balcony.